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Bumper Sign
20cm wide £2.70
25cm wide £3.20
30cm wide £3.70
35cm wide £4.20
40cm wide £4.70
Bumper Sign
20cm wide £2.70
25cm wide £3.20
30cm wide £3.70
35cm wide £4.20
40cm wide £4.70

1. Watch out for the idiot behind me!
2. Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
3. 0-60 in 15 minutes!
4. There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead!
5. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
6. I'm retired. Go around me
7. Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
8. CAUTION! I drive like you do!
9. Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.
10. Don’t Drink And Drive. You Might Spill Your Drink
11. Don't Follow me I am LOST!!!
13. Honk If Anything Falls Off
14. How's my driving? Call 0800-YOU-SUCK
15. You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.

16. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
17. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
18. Some People Are Only Alive Because It’s Illegal to Kill Them
19. All stressed out and nobody to choke!
20. I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet
21. You - Off my planet.
22. If you are what you eat, you’re fast, cheap and easy.
23. Bite Me!
24. Fat people are harder to kidnap

Women/Men insult
25. All men are idiots, and I married their king
26. All women are idiots, and I married their Queen
27. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
28. Sorry I Don't Date Outside My Species
29. Few women admit their age, few men act it.
30. Men are like outhouse's, always taken or full of shit!
31. Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
32. Men are proof that women have a sense of humor.

33. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
34. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
35. Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder
36. Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
37. My drinking team has a bowling problem
38. Avoid Hangovers; Stay Drunk
39. BEER Helping people have sex since 1865

40. Friends help you move; real friends help you move bodies
41. Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes
42. I Love Animals, They Taste Great
43. This is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
44. My Other Vehicle Is A Broomstick
45. You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Talk to Me
46. I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing
47. Your body would look good in my trunk
48. 333: I'm only half evil.
49. Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
50. Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors
51. Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
52. BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
53. God Bless Our Troops.
54. Have a nice day... somewhere else.
55. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
56. I’m Out Of Bed And Dressed – What More Do You Want?

If you can read this
57. If you can read this BACK UP!!
58. If you can read this I have lost my caravan.
59. If you can read this the bitch fell off.
60. If you can read this you are too close.
61. If you can read this you're in range.
62. If you can Read this, I've lost my trailer.
63. If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!

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